Reek, Reek, it rhymes with Freak!

If you haven’t read A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin yet, the following wouldn’t make any sense to you. Don’t bother.

Also, possible ADWD Spoilers, though not intentional.

One of those fantastic random connections happened just about now, and I have quickly squirmed here to squat it out before I forget it.

So I was listening to this, yes the Snoop Dogg version.

Now I’m right in the middle of A Dance with Dragons, Stannis is stuck in that crazy snow storm, and Reek has been on my mind, inside the castle… rotting tempers, and the murders, one by one.

You still don’t get it, do you?

Reek and the Turncloak (spits)

(the above picture taken from the shudder-inducing named tumblr did you think that you were dreaming?)

Read the lyrics, get into Reek’s head, hear Reek’s voice:

Hey yo Jim man why don’t ya, you don’t you kick some of that
You know, you know how you do it man
It’s a trip people don’t even believe were together right now (wow) but tell
your story you know the one I like say it for me (Ride, ride, ride)

Riders on the storm (Ride, ride, ride)
Riders on the storm (Ride, ride, ride)
Into this house we’re born (Into this house we’re born)
Into this world we’re thrown (Into this world we’re thrown)
Like a dog without a bone (Like a dog without a bone)
An actor out on loan(An actor out alone)
Riders on the storm (Ride, ride, ride)

There’s a killer on the road (Killer, Murder)
His brain is squirmin’ like a toad
Take a long holiday (holidays, holidays)
Let your children play (play)
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet family will die (Die)
Killer on the road, yeah (Killer, Murder)

[Snoop]
Goin’ off of this roll off of that with the Lizard king
Bumpin’ in the back (wow) how bout that (yeah)
Driftin’, Liftin’, Swiftin’, coastin’, Testaroastin’
But the wheels won’t stop 200 (errrr) on the highway fresh
Up off the block he’s a rider, na he’s a killer dresses in all black
But his hat says Stella (Stella)
Pedal to the metal I gotta go hard
Drive by and say hello hey Fredwreck you my mello now let me
here what I sound like acapella (shhh) wow ride dip swish now
bring it back just like this like a dog with out his bone unlike
a G with out his chrome it’s hard to imagine the homey dog in a
jag and he’s checkin’ for the checkered flag comin’ in first never
In last cause my car to fast (zoom, zoom) I neva eva run out of
gas cause I just to clean I do it upper class so fasten your seat
belts it’s so hot it will even make heat melt (woo, woo) so get a bowl
and roll and ride slip through the slip and slide

Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm
There’s a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin’ like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet family will die
Killer on the road, yeah

Away chameleon

Need for speed I’m trying to take the lead hold on little homey
Before you run into the trees (watch out, watch out) I’ve seen things that
I would have never saw before hey yo Jim let’em in, let’em in open up
My back tire smokin’ (errrr) the whole street and now the police wanna
Flash there lights and chase the Dogg all night (woof) but I won’t pull over
Nor give up cause I just don’t give a fuck (What, What, What)
yeah from the side boy where we was born and raised straight up to ride
boy (west side) continuously, (continuously) we get to it expeditiously
keep the light on east side on Snoop Dogg and The Doors
And yeah we bout to ride on

Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we’re born
Into this world we’re thrown (were thrown)
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm

Riders on the storm 4x

And let’s ride

Yeah okay, it sounded better in Reek’s thoughts!

And if you were wondering, what else rhymes with Reek

baek, beak, beeck, beek, bleak, cheek, chic, cleek, clique, creak, creek, deak, deike, dieck, eke, feick, fleek, freak, geac, geek, gieck, greek, heeke, leak, leake, leek, leick, meek, paek, peak, peake, peek, pique, reeck, reick, rieck, riecke, riek, rieke, seaq, seek, sheek, sheik, sheikh, shriek, sieck, siek, sikh, sleek, sneak, speak, speake, squeak, streak, teac, teak, tweak, weak, week, weick, weik, wieck, wreak, zeek, zeke, antique, ashcreek, batik, belgique, bespeak, boutique, cacique, critique, each week, henrique, kmiec, late greek, leveque, manrique, mcpeak, mcpeake, mcpeek, mediq, misspeak, monique, mystique, nongreek, north peak, oblique, physique, respeak, rose leek, sand leek, tariq, technique, unique, vanbeek, wild leek, ancient greek, dominique, electrique, henriques, henriquez, holy week, lady’s leek, losing streak, martinique, meadow leek, middle greek, modern greek, mountain peak, mozambique, passion week, reach a peak, so to speak, take a leak, veronique, widow’s peak, winning streak, bubble and squeak, byzantine greek, calendar week, classical greek, day of the week, every week, hide and go seek, japanese leek, medieval greek, powder technique, tomato streak, verde antique, and mozambique.

Also, another comment

During ADWD I was hoping Reek would stand up and say “My name is Theon it rhymes with…” before kicking Ramsay to death.

I bet George so would have added that scene if he could think of a good word that rhymes with Theon.

Any suggestions?

The Reek chapters were particularly hard to read in the book, as a lot of others have felt as well. A weird fascination as to just what the fuck does keep this man going. I think of him like the other end of the spectrum to Jorah Mormont. The absolute opposite.

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